SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIAL: It's no surprise that serial killers always turn out not to have had the most normal of childhoods. What, your dad didn't make you ride a goat to school... in a miniature leisure suit? While we're on the subject of leisure suits and serial killers, go see "Tony Manero," a South American film about a serial killer obsessed with John Travolta's character in "Saturday Night Fever." Jeez, who isn't? A SNF fan, not a serial killer, that is. Cinema Paradiso, 8 P.M.
IT'S A MAD, MAD WORLD: Have you started putting your hair in rollers and wearing pencil skirt suits? Have you started to encourage your sig-other to start smoking again, just for effect? Then we'd say your one of the bajillions with a severe "Mad Men" addiction. Fuel it - and your belly - during Mad Men Mondays in the Mayfair Hotel's Lobby Bar. A three-course menu for $21 and $3.50 drink specials. That's a lot of martinis. 7:30 P.M.
ICH BIN EIN SINGER: Sno-Caps and popcorn. Shorts and heels. Heidi Klum and Seal. There are some things you'd never put together that just end up working. Like karaoke and German food. Karaoke Miami takes its roaming party to Schnitzel Haus tonight. We'd make a joke here about belting out a song by [insert famous German singer here], but we can't think of any famous German singers. So just have a few steins of Hofbrau and get your Bon Jovi on. 8-11 P.M.