LOUD AND PROUD: We can Guitar Hero with the best of them, but when it comes to playing actual chords on something with actual strings? We'll leave that up to the experts. In a new documentary titled "It Might Get Loud,"Jack White, The Edge and Jimmy Page - three guitarists who represent the best of their respective generations - wax poetic about the power of the pluck. Cinema Paradiso, 6 & 7:45 P.M.
IT'S A MAD, MAD WORLD: From the obvious (Kim Jong-Il) to the not-so-much (John McCain), no one can accuse Mad TV's Bobby Lee of not having range. He's funny, he's Asian, and he's at the Miami Imrpov tonight. 8:30 P.M.
WORKING THE KINKS OUT: Usually we save our leather and whips for dark, seedy corners of the night. But Exit 66 wants to bring your kinky side into the sunlight to shine during its Pervy Pool Party. Fetish Factory sponsors this day, during which the dress code is "Rubber, Leather, Vinyl PVC, Fetish Glam, Kinky Drag, Erotic Swimwear, Pasties, Body Paint, etc." You figure it out. We'll get in line for the free well drinks and BBQ (well, free with the $15 entry fee). 1-8 P.M.