TOUCHDOWNS AND TREATMENTS: Maybe you’ve heard: there’s a new member to the Miami Dolphins. He’s a man’s man, he’s big on skincare and he’s got a thing for blue bottles. Jack Black, the uber masculine brand of men’s products, is joining the Miami Dolphins this season to make home games a little more relaxing. Starting tonight, Miami Dolphins Club Level ticket-holders score in a big way with free five-minute facials and hand and neck massages using Jack Black products. We think this new guy could go all the way.
DRINKS AND DISCOUNTS: Whoever said Mondays were manic, obviously didn’t cash in on David Barton’s Monday and Tuesday half off deal for locals. Every Monday and Tuesday you can slash that spa service in half. Plus, you’ll score free champagne and have access to the spa’s amenities, like the pool, steam bath and the gym, of course. Reservations required: 305.967.6789. Through September 30. 2323 Collins Ave., Miami Beach
LOVE ACTUALLY: Some tee shirts are smart. Some are funny. And some, believe it or not, actually make the world a better place. Enter Eva Longoria’s “Love” tee for Palomita Clothing’s Beca Celebrity Series. Proceeds from the shirt benefit the Palomita Education Fund, a non-profit org that encourages professional and leadership development in the Latino community. Now that’s a shirt we can really get into. $25, Palomita Clothing