Short Order poses the all-important question, Who doesn't love French fries? and, more to the point, Who has better fries, Joe Allen or Meat Market? Spoiler: Meat Market, by a margin, in their apples-and-oranges fry-off. Color: "The hearty steak fries at Meat Market may have been a tad overdone, but they were filling and delicious. Joe Allen's fries, on the other hand, got cold and hard too quickly to be enjoyable."