Keep it in your pants, rich boy.
That's what a judge in Palm Beach is telling convicted billionaire sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who won't have to expose his junk for a lawyer, according to the Palm Beach Post.
Epstein, 56, is being sued by several women who claim he sexually abused them. Spencer Kuvin, lawyer for one of the women, had requested to inspect Epstein's supposedly oddly-shaped penis to make his case stronger.
According to Kuvin, Epstein sports an egg-shaped penis, which if true might help bolster the unnamed plaintiff's case. Epstein has refused to answer any questions in the case.
For now though, Kuvin will have to take his client's word for it.
"The physiology of Mr. Epstein's private parts aren't relevant in any way, shape or form," Epstein's lawyer, Robert Critton said.
The judge sided with Epstein, but said that if the shape of his manhood became relevant, he might let Kuvin take a peek.
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Epstein is a successful financier who pled guilty to procuring teenagers for prostitution in 2008 and did 13 months behind bars.
He's now being sued in civil court by 17 women who claim they were minors when they were forced to perform sexual favors for him.
Epstein filed a lawsuit against accused Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein last week, claiming the Fort Lauderdale lawyer trumped up lawsuits against him to bolster his scam.
