HIGH ROLLERS: Light a fire, it's going to be chilly tonight. We're not talking fireplaces, we're talking cigars. One Bal Harbour launches Hecha Humo Wednesdays, during which guests can enjoy a hand-rolled cigar and paired bites such as beef tenders in paprika spiced red sauce. 6-8 P.M.
DIRTY DANCING: Wednesday is practically Thursday, and Thursday is the new Friday. So plan to stay out way past your bedtime tonight for Dirty Hairy at Liv. This week, D.C. hip-hop artist Wale takes the stage, followed by DJs Contra, Ross One and Jessica Who? Complimentary RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org. 11 P.M.
WHAT A JACKASS: He had you at the first butt staple, and now Jackass's Steve-O is going solo with his Entirely Too Much Information tour and making a stop at the Miami Improv. We're banking on partial nudity and full frontal laughs. 8:30 P.M.
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