CROME YOUR DOME: If you’re the cue ball butt of all the baldy jokes, you know life sans hair can be a little glaring. Take it from someone who understands the plight of your bald eagle and fly on over to Bald Guys Grooming Products. Yes, men without hair need hair products, too. Actually, make that anti-hair products, like Clear Shave Gel ($5.99), Daily Wash & Shampoo for sensitive skin ($6.99) and Refreshing Head Wipes ($4.99). Before you know it, you’ll be as slick and smooth as a baby’s bottom.
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