GET STONED: Sing along to "Interstate Love Song," "Vasoline" and "Plush" with Grammy award-winning Stone Temple Pilots. The band broke up in 2003, but got back together (aww) in 2008. Hard Rock Live, 8 P.M.
I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SING: Whether you've got the voice of an angel or an angel of death, it's nothing but good times at Vinyl & Kai's karaoke ladies night, which happens every Tuesday. Before you step up to the mic, have a drink to fight the jitters -- $3 for ladies between 9 p.m. and midnight -- because no one should belt out Bon Jovi without a buzz. 11 P.M.
FEELING CRABBY? The start of the 2010-11 stone crab season is underway at, among other spots, 14Thirty-Five at the Four Seasons Miami. Starting tonight, enjoy all you can eat stone crabs for $65 per person.